If I were a superhero I would...

"I would be a super hero with an orange cape.  I would have blue and red stars with a giant double sided battle ax.  My power would be super strength.  So I would pick up my battle ax and go "huhhh."  Ruth would be the bad guy, trying to take off my mask and reveal my secret identity.  It would be blue with two eye holes and a mouth hole, but I would stop her every single time.  I would work alone."