Why did the chicken cross the road?  What do you think?

"Hey that's one of my jokes, I tell you.  Because he was going to the doctor office, cause he had got ran over by a car.  Because he crossed the street and the road!  There was two chickens crossing the road when they got run over.  Their names were Daddy and Momma (that was you and Daddy).  You call the Momma chicken Dan-YELL, and the Daddy chicken was called Daddy Boo-key.  If you and Daddy turned into a chicken and got run over you'd be a flat chicken.  Britt and Ruth also turned into a chicken, and they got runned over by a car.  They turned into a flat chicken like you and Daddy, then cause I was alone a bad guy would come and killed me.  The end.  For real."