I've been collecting some Brittisms for a little while now, and I thought I would share them.
Britt was picking the sesame seeds off the hamburger bun the other day.
Momma: Don't pick those off. They are part of what makes the bread good.
Britt: It's a bun not bread Momma. What are they?
Momma: Buns are a kind of bread. They are sesame seeds.
Britt: Oh like Sesame Street.
Daddy: Yes, like Sesame Street. Do you taste Big Bird?
Britt: Yep, it's good!
Daddy: What about Oscar?
Britt: No, silly Daddy! He lives in a garbage can, we don't eat garbage.
Britt: Bananas can't go in that bowl. It's for fruit.
Momma: Bananas are a fruit.
Britt: Oh they are?
Britt: Oh so they are with their family, now.
Momma: Son, you really need to eat some vegetables too, not just the rice.
Britt: I am. I'm eating salsa! It has tomatoes and onions and good stuff in it.
Momma: Hey Britt, did you say you wanted some ice cream for dessert when we get home?
Britt: Yep, but I want out now.
Momma: Where do you think Daddy went?
Britt: In that store?
Momma: Which one?
Britt: That one!
Momma: What do you think he's going to get?
Britt. Momma, (sigh) I don't have ALL the answers!
Momma: Here's Moo Cow.
Britt: His whole name is Moo-y Cow.
Momma: Mooy Cow?
Britt: Yes, like Daddy's whole name is Daddy Gary B. Cunningham. Moo Cow's whole name is Moo E. Cow.
Yesterday after Britt ate a lunch of ham, Cheetos, a left over cinnamon roll, a cup of juice, and a banana. After all of this I found him sitting behind my chair eatting out of my bag of chips for my lunch.
Momma: What are you doing with my chips?
Britt: I need to eat some more to fill up my big body.
Britt: I'm still hungry. I need to eat to fill up my big body.
I have no idea where the boy gets these things from.