Once upon a time there was a frog.  And the frog was very sad because he wasn't married. One day he was hopping in the swamp down a little path when he saw a human.  The human was walking and in her hand she had a book about things that are in a book. That's when the frog decided to become a human cause he wanted to, cause eating bugs is yucky.   So he kissed the girl with the book, and the girl turned into a frog.  That didn't work very well did it?  No, but he has a girl frog now so he is happy. And now they eat bugs.  Yuck.  The End.  Yep.  The End.